Way of Dokuro
The wisdom of The Great Parasite may be vast and grand, but there is no need for concern. For below are abridged compilations of her greatest lectures, and how you may educate the masses.
Dokuro Dogma
The mythos of Digimon will be analyzed. In order to understand the operation and process of the digital world, and it's impact when united with the physical.
Romance and friendship is to be performed in it's truest form, Yaoi.
One who does not give the homies hugs, or kisses, is to be re-educated for for the necessary length of time. Or until it is no longer possible to educate.
All other god's and deities are false god's. Only 1 exception will is allowed in The Teachings of Dizzy. The exception being, The Great Akira Toriyama.
In preparation for future events, it is important to possess wit, critical thinking skills, a superior understanding of the human psyche, and satirical nuance.
Such information can be studied in the works of Trey Parker and Matt Stone.
Particularly, in the 26 seasons, 3 Paramount+ specials and 1 movie(at the time of this writing) of South Park.
Culture:
Lovebugs believe in tradition, from the ancient mantra of, "like, comment and subscribe" to the modern teachings of Dizzy Dokuro.
We would like our family, friends and the human existence, in general, to live in a prosperous future.
To achieve this, we apply:
Dizzy Philosophy
1) Woman are to be feared and treasured. Not humored and trusted.
2) The best revenge is living a good life. So do your best, and live a good life.
3) Playing around with woman in a financially better situation than you is not a great way to live a good life.
4) Please do not get one slice of cake for three woman. Please, please! Oh my f-cking god!
5) Happy couples not exploited for financial gain should not exist. Happy couples should explode.
6) Sadness and sorrow are stored in the breasts.
Ganba
On our mission for a better future, capable Lovebugs may choose to participate in philanthropic endeavors.
There is chance and risk that comes with all philanthropy. We choose to take on this uncertainty, For the betterment of all.
These efforts aim to incentivize acceptance of our parasite, once enlightened through education.
Developmental Progress
All creatures must BREEEEEEEEEEED. Especially Love bugs! Emotional connection is Impractical for our objective.
We must reproduce purely based on genetics and abilities, in order to combine into the greatest being.
we must offer only our finest to Dizzprime. Any unwanted genetic mutations will be sorted and discarded accordingly.
Those who fear they may not meet requirements needed for breeding, we offer a solution.
For a nominal fee, we provide the solution to your worries. Phase Goo! All lovebugs are welcome, all patronage is appreciated.
Though our mortal coils will cease, we must ensure a prosperous future with the Omnidizzy with genetic superiority.